Church For Sale

 

Church for sale
Inquire within
Contact your agent
Repent for your sins
Church for sale
There's lots you can show
Ceilings and frescoes
Such beautiful doors

Church for sale
The mortgage is low
It comes with a maid
To answer your door
Church for sale
Its wonderful air
Places to pray
Forget all the cares

Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Open the door 
And there's no people

Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Open the door 
And there's no people

Church for sale
Inquire within
Contact your agent
Repent for your sins
Church for sale
There's lots you can show
Ceilings and frescoes
Such beautiful windows

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Original 1998 Lyric:

Church for sale
Inquire within
Contact your agent
Repent for your sins
Church for sale
There's lots you can show
Large living room with vaulted ceiling
Such beautiful windows

Church for sale
The mortgage is low
It comes with a maid
To answer your door
Church for sale
Its wonderful air
Large vestibule with potted flowers
Such a beautiful doorway

Here's the church
Here's steeple
Open the door 
And there's no people

Church for sale
Lots of places to pray
Cute little closets
Keep your clutter at bay

Church for sale
There's lots you can show
Large living room with vaulted ceiling
Such beautiful windows 

Copyright 1998 Lee Barry. All rights reserved.